YouTube's Finest

Youtube seems to be the newest craze today, all the young kids are talking about it and countless idiots are getting their 15 minutes of fame by pretending to battle Darth Vader or singing a song about chocolate rain. These videos have garnered international attention, receiving millions of hits across the globe, however, there are some videos out there on youtube that don't get the respect they deserve. I am talking about the next 5 videos, which are not nearly as famous as the ones above, yet are made with such dynamic style and grace that you usually only see in a Scorcese film. These videos capture the essence of brilliance, with acting on par with the likes of Pacino, Crowe or Day-Lewis. Sit back and enjoy the next few minutes of your life.

5. Husky vs. Tony Hawk

The 5th video on this list stars world famous skateboarder Tony Hawk and a Husky, which reminds me, did you hear the story about the skinny guy who went on vacation to Alaska? he came back a husky fucker...Bazing!

4. Slapshot II

This next video is an early cut from the movie Slapshot II. I don't understand how it got left on the cutting room floor?

3. Mini Stick Crosby

This video has it all, great music, good puck movement between goalie and player, and the highly underrated double fall goal celebration.

2. Steve Nash dunking over Kobe.

No Idea.

1. reinactment of ALEXANDER OVECHKIN

Now this is the ultimate fan video. We have what appears to be a girl in a hockey mask with a full shield trying to re-enact Alexander Ovechkins famous goal. Watch both videos and try and tell me which one is real, I dare ya! (The spelling of "reinactment" is the icing on the cake)

A Productive Day

11:49 am– wake up from some beauty sleep, feeling refreshed and ready to start the day….probably go to the gym around 3 this afternoon.

1:00 pm – Nice! Marquette is playing Utah State. I’ve got the Aggies for the upset. I gotta watch this.

1:03 pm – I’m kinda hungry, some food would go great with college hoops. Shit, no bread, milk, or butter….nachos it is. No clean normal size plates? An oversized dish usually used to serve a party of 6+ will have to do.

2:00 pm – Well, there always next year for the Aggies, I should really get ready for the gym soon….

3:00 pm – Where am I? Damn, must’ve fallen asleep. Do I see a few stragglers on the nacho dish? Delish.

3:30 pm – Tbo phones, suggests Johnny Burger. I guess the gym can wait until 6, after all, it does close at 9.

3:58 pm – Hamburger and fries…actually I’ll make it a poutine. Is it just me or is poutine more enjoyable when it’s served in a takeout box meant for an entire burger and fry combo?

4:07 pm – fat.

5:00 pm – My friend jimmy calls, he’s heading to the gym…Simpsons is about to start and I think it’s the krusty comeback special episode…fuck the gym, I was only gonna do legs anyways.

6:35 pm – The next set of march madness games are less than an hour away and Tim Micallef is dropping some zingers on The Score. Dionte Christmas not being related to Lloyd Christmas!?…can’t miss T.V.

7:57 pm – gym closes in about an hour. The game isn’t over but I should really go and hop on the treadmill for 30 minutes.

8:43 pm – Shit! Well I guess I can always go workout tomorrow….or maybe start a fresh week Monday.


- Goody